It's clear who's at fault here, Marv.

It's as clear as the day has long legs. It's your Mom's fault.

Milfs who make earth-tone carpet choices, are more likely to twerk, than tweek.

And as far as trimmin the hedges are concerned, she's more likely to float a turd in the punchbowl,

than to give you your inch.

I know you think I'm crazy. But everyone else agrees. We all politely try to the other way...

Your cuck stops here. We'll not near me, go over there...