The Night I can't remember
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Well, I'm a sax player from just south of Fresno and I was playing a show at the Frog and Peach in San Luis Obispo with a band. Afterwards my family got together at my uncle's vacation house in Nipomo, about 25 miles south of SLO on the 101. Anyways, needless to say I got plastered drunk. Fell flat on my face, the caseless naked iphone 5 in my hand smacked the ground with all the weight of my body flat on the display, and cracked it really bad. I didn't feel a thing or care that I had cracked my screen, until the morning that is. I'm surprised that the LCD still functioned fine but the digitizer was cracked horribly. I had just come into some money and decided I would spend it to fix my phone and a faulty and extremely noisy left fan on my MacBook Pro.
iPhone 5 display: Was honestly scared shitless while working inside the phone because this was the first time doing a repair on any iPhone, but I got my display replaced perfectly and it looks new; besides the denting to the back casing, which I'm not too worried about as it's only aesthetic damage.
MacBook Pro left fan: Easy fix, was done in less than ten minutes and my MacBook Pro is operating quiet and cool.
Bubble wrap your iPhone if you plan on being drunk.
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