There's no easy way into the Magic Trackpad 2, so we set our iOpener to Stun to weaken the adhesive holding the trackpad together.

We know this drill. With our scimitar razor blade in hand, we (un)stick it to the intense adhesive holding the rear cover in place.

We slice, pry, and wiggle our way through the adhesive bit-by-bit.

Once we find our way inside, we're greeted with something resembling Shelob's lair—a terrifying, sticky mess.