And help we shall receive—after we tell you about our exciting product, the iOpener. The iOpener makes repairs safer for you and your devices by gently heating and softening stubborn adhesives, without the danger of melting plastic or warping LCDs that you risk when using a heat gun.

Let's go ahead and throw an iOpener on our device, and—oh, what's that? We already did?

Why hello there, little Fit. Looking pretty cozy there. Sure would be a shame if somebody...

PRIED OFF YOUR FACE.

Thanks, iOpener.