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Origineel bericht door: Dirty Old Geezer

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100% Guarantee -

WORKS EVERY TIME- FIXES EVERY IPHONE…

All you have to do,

1) Fill a pickle jar of YOUR OWN  (it can't be someone else's) !#^&

2) Drop the phone in the pickle jar -its important the !#^& has to be over 112ºF for this to work so you might need to microwave it for 1minute no more then 2minutes

3) Drink the !#^& fully naked, while recoding and play with your private parts

4) Send the video to a few Congress men, make sure in the email you mention you had a elementary school P.E teacher that was born with both a weiner and a vagina and that the P.E teacher use to molest you under the parachute, every time you played with the parachute in gym class…

If your school didn't use or even havea parachute in gym class, it won't work…

You can Just keep try the 4 step process upto it wont take more three attempts but send the recordings of each of those attempt to any of the Chinese Embassies in America , ***mention your brain don't work too well without your phone***

If you do that.

VOILA !!!

YOU GOT A BRAND NEW PHONE COMING TO YOU ASAP

IT WORKED FOR ME -!!

I sold the old phone $100 to some idoit, that was going to waste time to fix a phone I repeatedly dropped in !#^&

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